Here are today’s headlines…
- NASA’s Flying Saucer Launch CANCELLED, delayed for third time
- Meanwhile, NASA finds Pluto’s moons tumbling in absolute chaos
- Large Hadron Collider finally up to speed after two-year gap
- Gold Nanospirals Might Protect Your Identity
- One of the Oddest Epitaphs You’ll Ever See, it Hints at UFOs and Antigravity
- Elsewhere, The Latest ‘Very Detailed’ Map of UFO Sightings
- ‘Strange phenomenon’ at Texas’ Eisenhower State Park has biologists stumped
- WikiLeaks Places $100,000 Bounty on Missing Chapters of TPP Agreement
- Disaster droids face off in the Darpa Robotics Challenge
- Drone catches cheating students in ‘world’s toughest exam’
- Scientists solve bizarre ‘disappearing lakes’ mystery
- Horse attacked by mysterious large animal in Sanilac County
- Kurzweil Says We’ll Be ‘Hybrids’ By the Year 2030…
- …So Here’s HuffPo’s Ideas on How to Make Money Off the Singularity
- Seven new species of miniature frogs discovered (and they’re adorable)
- Welcome to ‘The Snake House’: Lawsuit claims home infested with snakes
- These Uses for Bear Bile Are So Bizarre You Won’t Believe They’re Real
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Interesting epitaph. Hints of gyroscopes and mercury. On the article dealing with a snake infestation, we had a home right outside of Asheville in Fetcher that had a basement. One day I was walking up the steps from the basement into the kitchen and found myself face to face with a seven foot black snake. Not wanting it in my home, I pushed it through the wall, to the outside, with a broom handle, killing it in the process. (And I love black snakes, but I couldn’t tell exactly what kind it was in a dimly lit step section of a basement with the light 12 feet behind me.). I only found out what kind it was when I picked up its dead carcass. They are a VERY beneficial breed when it comes to rodent control around a home. Anyway, that very week, we found our kitchen overrun with mice coming from the basement. We took care of the mice, but would never have had to if I’d left the snake alone. My beautiful wife Audrey, though, was proud of my ability to protect the home from lions, tigers and bears, oh my!