Here are today’s headlines…
- ‘Mud Dragon’ dinosaur unearthed in China
- Mystery debris lands in northern Myanmar, says state media
- Why are we ticklish? Scientists who tickled rats offer an intriguing answer
- ‘Hallelujah’ Singer-Songwriter Leonard Cohen Dead at Age 82
- What will Mars homes look like? London show house offers suggestions
- Not a UFO; Army parachute team lights up sky over Sun Devil Stadium
- The Creepy, Colorful (and Coloring) Traditions of Christmas
- Amazing Optimus Prime Cosplay Made From Weird Junk
- Your flu risk may be linked to the year you were born
- Sasquatch: Finding the Boundary Between Legend and Fact
- Hiker runs into Hillary Clinton on New York trail
- Mystery surrounds Mozambique death of Elly Warren
- Meteorites reveal lasting drought on Mars
We need more “HUGE DEALS!” and so forth. You know what to do. That stuff may be low-brow, but you’re as funny as a mother explicative at it, sir.